some crap to avoid reading

<sigh> like normal human, this is where i end up when i still have loads of chapters to complete... serve me right for taking my last paper for granted. now i'm stucked with 12+ chapters at 2356 before my 0900 paper the next day. will i be able to finish all the chapters by tonight????? i dont know but i will try my best to at least browse through every words. after all, its my LAST of the very last. so i will enjoy every seconds of every miserable sleepy moments i'm going through tonight. anyways, lets get bloody brain back to work....while countdown for MERDEKA!

ekspedisi memburu dan makan durian

pada petang yang serba baik cuacanya, 5 orang yang enggan belajar tiba-tiba memulakan ekspedisi memburu dan makan durian di sekitar kawasan berbantukan tiga buah motor. tanpa sebarang pengetahuan tentang harga pasaran dan kemahiran memilih, dengan sesuka hati mereka memilih mana-mana gerai.



gerai pertama yang dikunjungi nampaknya kurang bijaksana. penjualnya dengan muka licik menjual tanpa ikhlas, tidak jujur serta sempat mengeluarkan kata-kata sinis. sambil mereka makan, mereka pun layan sahajala kata-kata itu.



dah kata penjual tak jujur, mestilah durian yang dibelah kurang enak, harga pula rm10 untuk 3biji, tak berpatutan langsung dengan kualiti durian yang dimakan!!! keras, sikit, tak sedap!!! tak guna betul pakcik itu!!!! [dosa pakcik! terimalah di dunia akhirat nanti!] umpama membeli pengalaman sahajala di gerai itu.



selepas itu, dengan kurang rasa puas hati, ekspedisi memburu dan makan kembali beraksi. gerai kedua dijaga oleh dua orang budak india. si budak lelaki itu sibuk melayan tiga lelaki dewasa yang khusyuk makan durian dan si adik perempuannya itu entah tengah buat apa.



budak lelaki itu menyuruh mereka memilih durian yang dikehendaki dan harganya tak menentu mengikut saiz durian. dengan was-was dan seolah-olah mereka terdengar suara hati mereka lalu memutus untuk ke gerai seterusnya meninggalkan gerai budak india itu.



gerai ketiga ini adalah jagaan seorang pakcik, makcik dengan seorang anak lelakinya. seperti biasa, mereka buat-buat berunding harga dan kualiti durian pada awalnya. salah seorang daripada mereka sempat mengintai durian-durian yang terletak di dalam but kereta.



dalam but itu, ada durian yang isi lebih sedap dan busuk yang diasingkan dan selainnya disusun di atas lantai. mengikut pakcik itu durian yang isi sedap, apabila digoncang, ada bunyi, menandakan kualiti baik. apa lagi, durian kualiti baik sudah tentu perlu dimasukkan ke dalam perut mereka.



setelah berunding harga, pakcik muka jujur ini sememangnya baik kerana sanggup menurunkan harga dari rm20 untuk 8biji ke rm15. entahlah berpatutan atau tidak asalkan berjaya dikurangkan harga pun jadilah.



pada masa itu juga, mereka membeli dan makan, memberi sepenuh kepercayaan kepada kata-kata pakcik itu yang menyatakan durian itu sedap.



sememangnya pakcik muka jujur itu jujur kerana setiap biji yang dibelah itu amat sedap rasanya, cukup manis dan berlemak. mereka pun makan dengan lahapnya dan seulas demi seulas disumbat sehingga terasa kepuasan yang mengukir senyuman di muka masing-masing dan kekenyangan yang nak termuntah.



sehingga sekarang salah seorang daripada mereka masih dan asyik sendawa sambil menaip di sini. apa-apapun, ekspedisi memburu dan makan durian dikira berjaya dan berbaloi!!!!!

gambar yang sempat dan teringat nak ambil selepas makan...tak banyak pun, 8biji je....

beware

well, today, as usual i greeted this friend @ junior @ neighbour of mine when i saw her in her house. but the reason i went to the house not because of her. its because my friends @ her housemates @ not junior but same batch are staying there too. usually she's very talkative, jumping in joy, silly and will greet me even before me. however, today, she looked different, had been so quiet and even ignored me. curiously i investigated, thinking that it might caused by exam pressure but then i found out that its very common of her acting in such a way as she's a very sensitive person [OMG!] besides being silent and showing mourning face [you know those sour, sad face expression when someone dies], according to my resources, there was once she left the house because my friends aka her housemates were saying some stuff. just that i didn't knew bout it until like now (?) almost the end of the sem (?) what the.. *doosh... as my resources refreshed me, 'kamu tau tak..?', 'kamu tau tak masa tu...?', 'tau tak bila...?' and bla bla and most of the time i answered, ' saya tak tau!!!', 'ye ke???, 'betul??!!'. then only i only knew that throughout this sem, i actually said many many words that i would never expect she would considered them harsh. i even innocently commented on how slow she cooked which cooking happened to be a sensitive issue for her [very sensitive issue]. guess the level of harshness is still acceptable since she did not reveal the other side of her when i said those words. this is a lesson to be learnt which is never assume someone is kind even she does look kind. besides, kind people never claim they are not sensitive. to that friend of mine, the next time i see her, i'l filter my words, be less straight forward and maybe i should distant myself too for safety precautions. i had enough of making someone cried because of my words. ah, scary and dangerous...

exam begins

hah, today is the actual beginning of my exam cause only today i sat for my first paper while a number of my friends or most students in the same faculty sat for their last papers = finished their exams = indeed put a dot to the exams here.

therefore, its hard for them not to show off how 'the end' of their exams sufferings because after this they no longer face anymore examinations if they dont plan to continue their studies.

moreover, when they just knew my paper just started, wasn't that the most perfect time to tease me and express their stupid ugly happy arrogant faces?

but surprise surprise, i dont give a damn. at all.

now i patiencely waiting for the coming of the two papers. its my first time having paper on the last day of the exam. can't believe i manage to experience it on my last semester in the campus. and it sure feels good to end the last paper because it is not only the last paper taken in this sem but last paper of my whole degree on the last day of last exam of my last semester in campus.

un-stress myself

this may be a lil disgusting but it's about life it's about us it's about me...

so, what about?? ah, as i'm sitting facing my laptop browsing the words, papers on the table and pencil in my hand, the uneasy feelings arise. i start to do some stretching, trying to get the feelings away yet i'm getting more irritated. in other words, it is the sign of me being stressed.

then after, i figure out something [bright bulb appear above my head *ting*]. something somehow some way best to release tension... is... by farting. and the key is the longer and louder the fart, the better it works. oh, sometimes its fun too if the fart is short but keep on farting small one in a row.. serious! that moment that force of air released that moment youl feel lighten up that moment a smile automatically appear on the face... you know the satisfactory feelings, the *aaaaahhhhh... and the body seems to become softer and liquify, flowing... if you don't know then imagine..... imagine you're having stomachache. ah, damn, really aching but oh no, toilet elek [with the hand twisting, head shaking and funny face expression] so no choice but to hold very long.......very very long...you squeeze you tummy. cross your legs. bend your body...still holding on... then goosebumps. cold sweat on the face and dripping from the hair. and [s][h][i][v][e][r]...i tell you thats the most horrible condition ever BUT that moment you get to release... OMG *plip plip plup plup* tak payah la kot nak cerita kepuasan itu.... well, YEAH! thats the moment, thats the solution....

*i think i blog bout this before but doesnt matter since i've written it...